To start off my workweek...

Here are my top things to do when I am bored at work. I hope that you try them out, and enjoy them just as much as I do.

1. Facebook, sub-section: games
     -a no brainer there. i think everyone's on facebook at least three times a day. AT LEAST. Restaurant City is fun. Petville is even better. And I'm not saying that just so I can get friend bonuses either. I'm kidding. I do want more neighbors for my Petville. Any takers?

2. textsfromlastnight.com
    -there's something about reading texts from fun-loving college students wasting their parents money on alcohol dependency.

3. awkwardfamilyphotos.com
   -the name says it all. be aware of sudden bursts of laughter coming from your mouth. May consider to send in your own if you could only find where your mom hides them.

4. sporcle.com
   -just go there. You'll love it. It's a whole bunch of quizzes.

5. thesuperficial.com
     -yes it is a celebrity blog. But it's hilarious, does not contain the bitchiness or bias that perez hilton has, and whoever writes it is brilliant. a lot of bikini/boob pictures, but he's only a human man.

6.lucillesbbq.com
     -um, never mind. that's just for me. Unless you have been to a Lucille's and miss it as much as I do.

7. fmylife.com
     -it's fun when I have done everything else. Some of it does get a little pity party table for one, but I have games with myself while I read through, such as "find the high schooler," where most posts are obvious because it deals with insignificant ordeals, like showing up to school with a stain on your shirt, or if the post is about their boy/girlfriend of one week, or if girls complain about how guys only asked them out as a dare. I also play "which one is fake?" good times.

8.Yahoo.com
     -it's where every citizen goes to find out top stories, right? I also do the super easy crossword puzzle in the games section.
9. Funnyordie.com
   -I don't go here often, because I don't want to bother my co-workers, but when I have my earphones, I do it. They do have to bear a lot of nose-laughing, but I think they just ignore it.

10. rejectedjokes.com
    -I swear to God I'm not a super stalker of this site (yet) but I suggest you go there. Ben Schwartz is an actor who's been in a lot of stuff (such as Jean-Ralphio in Parks and Rec), and it's all good, and it's all there for you to watch. For the record, I totally started liking him after I saw him in a UCB show; I am not one of the Johnny-come-latelys who saw him on tv. So, let me proceed to be smug for a second. But back off ladies. He's mine.

11. twitter.com/fuckyouistaken.
  -Yes, this is my sister. Yes, this is her twitter. And yes, she does have a questionable twitter name. But she's funny. If you have a twitter, follow her immediately. I wholly recommend her tweets, even though I do not participate in that site. I can't walk with my head held high knowing I use the word "tweet" freely.

12. amboredatwork.blogspot.com
      -what? how did this get here? weird.